March 10, 2019

A young preacher, assigned to a country church
was making visits to his new neighbors.  “Do you
belong to the Christian family?”  He asked an old
farmer.  “No,”  The man replied, “They live two 
farms down.”  “What I mean is”, the preacher
continued, “are you lost?”  “No, I’ve lived here 
60 years.”  Exasperated, the preacher pressed on
 “I mean are you ready for judgement day?” “When
is that?”  the farmer asked. “It could be today
or tomorrow!”  the preacher exclaimed. “Well,”
the farmer replied, “when you find out for sure,
let me know.  We don’t get out much so my wife
will probably want to go both days!”

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